Posted by: Funni Carp | September 27, 2009
Jackass Kanye
It’s a good thing that Barack Obama is a Kenyan American and does not hail from the Cape of Good Hope where we our waves make mince meat out of oil tankers and the only jackasses we know of are the ones that need to be rescued from the oil-slicked sea.
Here in the Western Cape there are many words for Kanye West (Beyonce uber fan) none as complimentary or good naturedly bandied about by the number one citizen of the United States of America.
My dead mother understands that she is revered and that when one speaks of a “doos” or jou ma se “Peter Oliver Eating Sweets” that it in no way removes her inalienable right to the exalted status that all mothers deserve. If one then, for good measure, then adds “dof” to “doos”, one is starting to approach accuracy. By adding “dronk” to “dof doos” one is not adding injury to insult. One is simply using a descriptive term which, for some of us, is a given for our winelands filled region. As grape connoisseurs, we can not only distinguish between “papsak” and “merl lot” grapes, we also know about “sour” grapes.
Hy tjy, Kanye, kom na die Kaap en ons sal vir tjou ‘n ding wys, of twee, of drie. Kan ‘n man dan nie!
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It’s a good thing that Barack Obama is a Kenyan American and does not hail from the Cape of Good Hope where we our waves make mince meat out of oil tankers and the only jackasses we know of are the ones that need to be rescued from the oil-slicked sea.
Here in the Western Cape there are many words for Kanye West (Beyonce uber fan) none as complimentary or good naturedly bandied about by the number one citizen of the United States of America.
My dead mother understands that she is revered and that when one speaks of a “doos” or jou ma se “Peter Oliver Eating Sweets” that it in no way removes her inalienable right to the exalted status that all mothers deserve. If one then, for good measure, then adds “dof” to “doos”, one is starting to approach accuracy. By adding “dronk” to “dof doos” one is not adding injury to insult. One is simply using a descriptive term which, for some of us, is a given for our winelands filled region. As grape connoisseurs, we can not only distinguish between “papsak” and “merl lot” grapes, we also know about “sour” grapes.
Hy tjy, Kanye, kom na die Kaap en ons sal vir tjou ‘n ding wys, of twee, of drie. Kan ‘n man dan nie!
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